A work sponsored trip down excel lane…I am an excel pro right now.
More to come.
-Kris
Sadly, this program is quite amazing.
June 3, 2008A work sponsored trip down excel lane…I am an excel pro right now.
More to come.
-Kris
Sadly, this program is quite amazing.
May 30, 2008Not really, I slept in. But this article hit the nail on the head.
Tired of having people, when you cordially ask them how they are doing, reply with “I’m sooooo tired!” Then, you know, you have to ask how “Why are you so tired?” Even though you don’t really care too much. It’s kind of like eating a piece of cake that you just wanted to look at, same thing. You aren’t hungry, so why are you eating? The cake isn’t on sale? Double whammy. Check this out and slap yourself if you fall into this category.
My philosophy: You can sleep when you’re dead. But then when you don’t sleep too much you will die sooner. Rock and a hard place, folks.
http://men.style.com/details/blogs/thegadabout/2008/05/being-tired-is.html
May 23, 2008What am I doing? Should I be doing this? How is this going to help me? Where am I going? What does this all mean? Where am I heading? I should have done this. I need to do this. I need to do this better. Woah, it seems that I need to slow down for a second and take a breather. OK, that’s better.
The last 8 months (nearly) have been a big transitional phase for me. Not only have I begun to pay bills, commute, work, and establish a new life – I’ve had to, wait for it – Grow Up. I think tonight solidified that idea for me. Tonight was the mini-celebration of my good friend Mike’s birthday. As of right now, Mike has been 23 for 43 minutes – it’s 12:43. Sure, this all sounds fine (while I can blissfully ignore my approaching birthday on July 3rd) but if I’ve been taught anything by life, it is this – everyone’s time comes. The time comes fast and the time doesn’t wait for you. While you are making plans – life’ll hit you. Before I know it, life will hit me and I will be 23.
23: Just Old Enough for Everything.
When you turn 23 everything becomes yesterday. You can now drink for the last two years – so that’s not new anymore. You could have been, depending on which state you reside in, smoking for the last 7 years – so that isn’t new anymore. You are two short years away from getting cheaper car insurance (yay). The Presidency is 12 years away…I can now run for President in 12 years, wtf. Apartments, and bills, and girls, and flights, and love, and life, and job, and social, and goals. Rather – “and perpetually unreachable goals.” No matter how good I do something – I find a way to be unsatisfied with it. I keep pushing in my never-ending pursuit to have done it all. Photography, Music, Life, Travel, Family, Design – I want to say I’ve done it all, and have done it well.
So here I sit, very confident that the next 8 months will go by just as quickly as the last 8 months; that the last 2 years will go by faster than ever before. As I load up the plate of life, I continuously add extra helpings that I just don’t think are good for me. I know I am not alone. We have been built up into this machine of a generation. A generation of the perpetually schooled, find my career by 25, and ‘drink my $12 martinis’ overachievers to which high is not high enough. To which good is not great – therefore we are constantly perplexed when a+b doesn’t equal happiness. We are doing everything those movies tell us to do and we just aren’t feeling correct. I think we may need counseling as a generation. We need to begin taking life for what it is.
On a lighter note – I guess 23 won’t be so bad. Billions of people have done it before. What makes me different? I guess I need to man up and take the bull the those proverbial ‘horns’
In Sum – look at the positive, dance like no one is watching, give a dollar to a homeless person once in awhile, laugh with your friends, eat plenty of food, and pursue what you love doing.
Take life for what it is – enjoy the rollercoaster, sometimes you may want to vomit…but at the end you might get some kick ass pictures of it (for a charge, of course).
Kris
May 21, 2008I have officially figured out blogging from the iPhone…jackpot.
May 17, 2008Who would have thunk it? The spread of technology has let people’s voice be heard. And what are the people saying they want? Comical Remixes of Bill O’Reilly’s Rant! Of course!
May 14, 2008see above.
Ohhhhh yeah
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-creamer/top-10-reasons-obama-defe_b_101307.html
May 7, 2008
May 5, 2008From NBC’s Domenico Montanaro
“Obama has picked up four more superdelegates today; Clinton has picked up none.
Three Maryland delegates were scheduled to hold a 2:30 p.m. ET press conference in College Park, Md., to announce their endorsements of Obama: former Gov. Parris Glendening, Democratic Party Chairman Michael Cryor and Vice chairwoman Lauren Dugas Glover. (Note: We already had Cryor on our list and added in Glendening over the weekend when he was named an add-on. Glover is new in our count, so she is added in.)
Obama officially picks up the three Illinois add-ons: Chicago Mayor Richard Daley, Illinois House Maj. Leader Barbara Flynn Currie and Cook County Board President Todd Stroger. (They were announced Thursday, but were not added into our count until today when they were made official at a state party meeting.)
The Delegate Counts:
SUPERDELEGATES: Clinton 273-258
PLEDGED: Obama 1,492-1,338
OVERALL: Obama 1,750-1,611
- There are 264 undeclared superdelegates.
- Since the Pennsylvania primary: It’s Obama +21, Clinton +11.
- Since Super Tuesday, Feb. 5: It’s Obama +88, Clinton +13.
- Since Junior Super Tuesday, March 4: It’s Obama +45, Clinton +20.”
Hooray, World.